#122: Pat and Squeeze

A pastor loses his mind on stage at a conference, a Virginia Republican wants schools to inspect children’s genitals, a Pakistani boy cuts off his own hand after a misunderstanding at his mosque, a Nashville bank robber accidentally drops his bible during his getaway, a man fends off 15 cops while masturbating, Pakistan shuts down a bill banning child marriages because it is ‘anti-islamic’, 0.0% of young Icelanders believe god created the earth, Church attendance in England reaches an all-time low, and Christians claim David Bowie had a deathbed conversion to theism.

-Petey Alfaro, Christian Ferris, Chesney Migl, Reb Spence.

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